On Christmas morning I woke up at 5:30 a.m. to roast a turkey.
Who am I?
Ralphie from A Christmas Story was on TV, all of the Christmas lights were
lit, and I was massaging a turkey with butter :)
Good times!

The turkey turned out just right thank goodness.
I used a roasting bag and stuffed him with onion, celery, carrots and herbs.
We were hosting 25 family members for lunch and I would not have been happy
if I ruined the turkey!